K Savage

She’s popular but down to earth. Super cute but also super smart. She has a way of lifting you up without making it weird. She’s your new girlfriend.

A plus B equals purple. One plus one is Alaska. If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one around to hear it, how big are them peaches? Welcome to Fuzzy Logic: a world where everything makes sense, but only to you and maybe one other person. A place where the fruit is jiggly and round, the biscuits are firm and the terps are beyond reason.

Find out what all the fuss is about. This chonky heavy hitter is fresh and funky at the same time, just like you. Delivering a unique, euphoric high from both barrels, Kush Mints is a true smoker’s smoke and lowkey your new favorite.

Coming Soon

​Whether you’re honking on a shiny saxophone or crooning out a hot shower opera, sometimes you need to bend the rules. Enter Blue Note, the mother of all things bendy. She’s soulful but sweet, a tiny bit sour and totally fruity, just like you. Grind it, roll it, and get ready to snap your fingers on two and four. I SAID CAN YOU DIG IT?

Tastes like an everything bagel and feels like an everything everything. Dank, garlicky, gassy goodness with huge numbers that put you in a stanky elevator straight to the stankosphere.

Sweet and heady, just like the great Nina Simone said it was. This lovely violet lady will lift you into a funky, floral haze swirling with notes of lavender and earthy pine. Perfect for a sunny afternoon, a cozy sofa session or anytime you're ready to get hypnotized by her strange delights.

Remember when that sexy drummer took off his tank top during the second encore & threw it into the crowd & it hit you in the face & you took it home and smoked it? That was awesome. Anyway, this bad girl is nothing like that — just sour, funky diesel layered with sweet berries, citrus & complex herbal notes. Crank up the volume, it’s a sherbanger!

Named after Scarlett Johansson’s outfit in Avengers (Probably) and just as stunning, this dark beauty is a straight-up stinky, stony assassin, locked and loaded with gooey grapes and gas.

Coming Soon

Nothing lasts forever, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make your mark today. This inky stinky delight will have you tagging your Trapper Keeper and drawing mustaches on pictures of your ex in no time with its soapy, gluey blast of sugar & gas.

After decades of mediocre output, those silly Swiss finally got it right. This quality timepiece reads “4:20” twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week with absolute precision. How did they do it? Simple, they added a shit-ton of gas. The result is an iced-out daily driver whose only job is to tell time to go f*ck itself.