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At Upon A Cloud, we soar above the ordinary, cultivating a cannabis experience rooted in purity and freshness. Our mission is to provide a cloud-nine journey for our patrons, offering premium, locally sourced, and pesticide-free cannabis. We believe in the power of nature and the importance of sustainable practices, delivering a product that not only elevates but also respects the environment and your well-being. Join us on a journey where every puff is a breath of clean, green bliss—because at Upon A Cloud, we rise above, naturally.
Berry Pie
GSC X Blueberries
Hybrid
Fresh outta the futuristic oven & baked with bits. This strain is like if your grandma was a robot & programmed to chill. Juicy berry flavors meet warm, gooey vibes with a crispy edge of high-tech euphoria.
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Fire Alien Urkle
Fire Alien Kush X Purple Urkle
Hybrid
This strain doesn't knock... it abducts. Fire Alien Urkle beams you straight into a warp-speed haze of intergalactic giggles & cosmic couch lock.
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Jealous Banana
Jealousy X Banana Cream
Hybrid
This strain didn't slip on a peel, it became the peel. Funky, punchy, & oddly competitive, Jealous Banana is what happens when your fruit bowl develops attitude & a Game Boy addiction.
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Strawberry Gelato
Gelato #33 X Strawberry Snow Cone
Hybrid
This hybrid hits like a candyland breeze with a strawberry swirl - light, euphoric, & weirdly profound. One puff & suddenly you're roller skating through a syrupy dreamscape where your thoughts wear sprinkles & your to-do list melts into giggles.
Cookies & Cream
Starfighter X GSC
Hybrid
This strain is what happens when a cookie & a scoop of ice cream sneak out of the freezer at midnight & hotbox the kitchen. It's smooth, dreamy, & just a little unhinged- like a dessert that knows your secrets & wants to giggle about them.
Galaxy Runtz
Runtz X Falcon 9
Indica
Buckle up space cadet! Galaxy Runtz is your boarding pass to the candy-coated cosmos. One hit & you're wormholing through sugary meteor belts, surfing on purple nebula clouds, & giggling with space dolphins that only you can hear.
Moonbow
Zkittles X Do Si Dos
Hybrid
The Strain that tastes like dreams dipped in moonlight & rolled through a nebula. Smoking this is like getting serenaded by stoned unicorns under a cosmic disco ball while your thoughts take a bubble bath in lavender.
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E85
Wedding Cake X Project 4516
Hybrid
Not your Uncle's gas! This futuristic hybrid is like fueling your brain with alien rocket syrup harvested from a wormhole farm in the year 3085. One hit & your neurons start humming binary lullabies while your thoughts download in 5G.
Gas Cream Cake
High Octane X Jungle Cake
Indica
Far out, Man. This Indica is like a velvet beanbag for your brain with whipped cream on top. One hit & you're groovin' in a pastel daydream where everything smells like fuel-soaked cupcakes & your couch turns into a lava lamp.
Orange creamsicle
Orange Crush X Juicy Fruit
Hybrid
Like licking a dream off a melting sunbeam. This hybrid strain hits like a citrusy brain-freeze at a beach rave on the moon. Zesty on the inhale, creamy on the exhale.
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Cloud Moods
Cloud Moods is about matching your high to your headspace. Some days you wanna vibe. Others, you just need to breathe. Whatever the mood, we've got a jar for it. Always clean. Always Intentional
Dream State
Indica Hybrid
This one's for the slow fade... Smooth & slightly surreal. Let your thoughts wander, your body soften, and your imagination float free.
Zone Out
Hybrid
Silence that group chat - you're vibin. When your body's on the couch & your mind's in another dimension. Time slows down, the snacks hit harder & background music becomes a full experience.
Golden Hour
Sativa Hybrid
A chill, social high. It's the golden glow before the deep fade; Where everything feels soft, kinda sexy, & just a little bit hilarious.
Quiet Storm
Indica
Not Every high hits hard. Some just slide in, mellow you out & turn the volume down. Quiet Storm is that deep exhale after a loud-ass day.