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At Upon A Cloud, we soar above the ordinary, cultivating a cannabis experience rooted in purity and freshness. Our mission is to provide a cloud-nine journey for our patrons, offering premium, locally sourced, and pesticide-free cannabis. We believe in the power of nature and the importance of sustainable practices, delivering a product that not only elevates but also respects the environment and your well-being. Join us on a journey where every puff is a breath of clean, green bliss—because at Upon A Cloud, we rise above, naturally.
Berry Pie
GSC X Blueberries
Hybrid
Fresh outta the futuristic oven & baked with bits. This strain is like if your grandma was a robot & programmed to chill. Juicy berry flavors meet warm, gooey vibes with a crispy edge of high-tech euphoria.
Fire Alien Urkle
Fire Alien Kush X Purple Urkle
Hybrid
This strain doesn't knock... it abducts. Fire Alien Urkle beams you straight into a warp-speed haze of intergalactic giggles & cosmic couch lock.
Jealous Banana
Jealousy X Banana Cream
Hybrid
This strain didn't slip on a peel, it became the peel. Funky, punchy, & oddly competitive, Jealous Banana is what happens when your fruit bowl develops attitude & a Game Boy addiction.
Strawberry Gelato
Gelato #33 X Strawberry Snow Cone
Hybrid
This hybrid hits like a candyland breeze with a strawberry swirl - light, euphoric, & weirdly profound. One puff & suddenly you're roller skating through a syrupy dreamscape where your thoughts wear sprinkles & your to-do list melts into giggles.
Cookies & Cream
Starfighter X GSC
Hybrid
This strain is what happens when a cookie & a scoop of ice cream sneak out of the freezer at midnight & hotbox the kitchen. It's smooth, dreamy, & just a little unhinged- like a dessert that knows your secrets & wants to giggle about them.
Galaxy Runtz
Runtz X Falcon 9
Indica
Buckle up space cadet! Galaxy Runtz is your boarding pass to the candy-coated cosmos. One hit & you're wormholing through sugary meteor belts, surfing on purple nebula clouds, & giggling with space dolphins that only you can hear.
Moonbow
Zkittles X Do Si Dos
Hybrid
The Strain that tastes like dreams dipped in moonlight & rolled through a nebula. Smoking this is like getting serenaded by stoned unicorns under a cosmic disco ball while your thoughts take a bubble bath in lavender.
E85
Wedding Cake X Project 4516
Hybrid
Not your Uncle's gas! This futuristic hybrid is like fueling your brain with alien rocket syrup harvested from a wormhole farm in the year 3085. One hit & your neurons start humming binary lullabies while your thoughts download in 5G.
Gas Cream Cake
High Octane X Jungle Cake
Indica
Far out, Man. This Indica is like a velvet beanbag for your brain with whipped cream on top. One hit & you're groovin' in a pastel daydream where everything smells like fuel-soaked cupcakes & your couch turns into a lava lamp.
Orange creamsicle
Orange Crush X Juicy Fruit
Hybrid
Like licking a dream off a melting sunbeam. This hybrid strain hits like a citrusy brain-freeze at a beach rave on the moon. Zesty on the inhale, creamy on the exhale.
Cloud Moods
Cloud Moods is about matching your high to your headspace. Some days you wanna vibe. Others, you just need to breathe. Whatever the mood, we've got a jar for it. Always clean. Always Intentional
Dream State
Indica Hybrid
This one's for the slow fade... Smooth & slightly surreal. Let your thoughts wander, your body soften, and your imagination float free.
Zone Out
Hybrid
Silence that group chat - you're vibin. When your body's on the couch & your mind's in another dimension. Time slows down, the snacks hit harder & background music becomes a full experience.
Golden Hour
Sativa Hybrid
A chill, social high. It's the golden glow before the deep fade; Where everything feels soft, kinda sexy, & just a little bit hilarious.
Quiet Storm
Indica
Not Every high hits hard. Some just slide in, mellow you out & turn the volume down. Quiet Storm is that deep exhale after a loud-ass day.